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If there were no food left what from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.

What could you do if you were from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

How can you make a soup richAdd from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

Why are oranges like bellsYou can peel from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them.

What food is good for the brainNoodle from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup.

What food are you able to canCannibal from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.

How can you tell the difference between from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.

Camper Theres something wrong with my hot from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.

A fat girl went into a cafe from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts. 'Would you like a cherry on the top ?' asked the waitress. 'No, thanks,' said the girl, 'I'm on a diet !'

What did the ice cream say to from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, what's eating you?"

A family of three tomatoes were walking from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

An elderly couple were killed in an from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area." "Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"

What did the female mushroom say about from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? "He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

Why are fried onions like a photocopy from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.

When Lee ate raw onions for a from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.

Why did the teacher have her hair from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

First boy She had a beautiful pair from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me.

Teacher If you saw me standing by from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.

Whats red and green and wears boxing from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.